Keep calm and knit on, Part 5: Is it over yet?

Yes, dear, we’re almost done. The catch-up posts, I mean. I can’t speak to the end of this terrible pandemic especially since I’m currently experiencing my first official bout of covid. Yes, the rapid test was positive on Friday morning, and I don’t feel great. Fortunately, it’s more like a bad cold and headache than anything else. Yay, vaccinations! Anyway, while the energy from my nap holds up, here are the shawls and sweaters I’ve finished over the last while.

Seasons Shawl

First up is the Seasons shawl, which I absolutely love, and I made for my mother-in-law. I’ve wanted to make something for Dave’s mom for years, but she is not easy to knit for. She only likes to wear cotton. Virtually anything else makes her itchy and uncomfortable. And if you’re a knitter, you know that cotton as a yarn is most often used for dish cloths. Not exactly a mother-in-law garment grade fabric… So when my Knitcrate subscription one month contained Uru.Yarn Cotton Basic (100% cotton!) in a gorgeous pink DK weight, I was thrilled and went seeking patterns.

I found the Seasons shawl, and I’m so glad I did. This shawl felt like witchcraft to knit as its construction was so unintuitive to me. I just had to trust in the pattern as I followed it, and it turned out beautifully if I do say so myself. I chose to leave it as a full-on poncho and not to stitch the sleeves as suggested because it just hangs so nicely. I’m pretty sure she liked it? I like it enough for both of us anyway, and I should probably make one for myself!

Akiko Sweater

Simple crew neck hand-knit sweater in brown

I don’t knit a lot of sweaters partially because I get bored before I’m finished, but mostly because I haaate seaming.* But when Lily asked me to make her a sweater (or maybe I offered? I’m nice like that sometimes), fortunately she wanted something very simple.

The Akiko sweater, knit in the round to eliminate seaming and in a bulky weight yarn to knit up quickly, suited us both perfectly. I had plenty of this Cloudborn Fibers Wool Bulky Naturals in Espresso Heather on hand, and I like its rustic look with this pattern. I also liked its look here and here and here and here. Now you know I’m posting these projects out of order - this sweater was the big knit and the other projects were all with leftovers.

Potpourri

Look at this shawl! I’m absolutely in love with it. It’s just so pretty and delicate, and I adore how the colours work together. I’ve had the first skein in my stash for several years now. It’s Expression Fiber Arts Yak-Silk Lace, which is one of my all-time favourite yarns. I made this shawl with it almost 6 years ago, and it such a pleasure to wear every time. Anyway, I had the yak-silk in the Harmony colourway, and I was waiting to alight upon the inspiration of what to do with it when I stumbled on the Potpourri pattern.

My next challenge was to find the perfect complementary yarns. Online, because pandemic and my local yarn store was closed to browsing. Hmmm…. I did a lot of surfing and agonizing, but I finally landed on Fine Lace MerSiCash (70% Merino, 20% Silk, 10% Cashmere) by DyeForYarn in the colourways Aged Cinderella and Burning Fuschia. SO PERFECT, right? As it turns out, Archie the Cat is also an absolute fiend for this yarn so it’s possible it is woven with just a soupçon of catnip as well. I knit this shawl over about four months with several breaks, and I’d have to practically lock it up to keep it safe from the yarn tiger.

Clonbur Cowl

Clonbur cowl pattern knit in rich variegated blue-green tones

The creator of the Clonbur Cowl pattern says, “This fingering-weight cowl—with both written and charted directions—was created to be a palette cleanser. Perfect for when you need something easy and engaging in your hands.” That is exactly what I needed, and this little cowl delivered. And it’s an ideal way to showcase the glorious rich and subtly varying blue-green tones of Tosh Merino Light (100% merino) in the Nassau Blue colourway.

I knit it at the cottage with my mama, and my mama happily claimed it. That’s what I call success!

Quiet Bay

Something went very wrong with the Quiet Bay shawl, but I couldn’t figure out exactly what I did incorrectly. There is a reason there is no picture of it laying flat because it’s ridiculously off-kilter. I made some kind of mistake early on and didn’t notice–or possibly unconsciously ignored it–until I was at least half-way done.

At that point, I decided to wilfully ignore it because I loved how the colours were working together and I just couldn’t face redoing it. Plus, because I couldn’t quite parse what the error was, I didn’t want to risk all the time redoing it and ending up with the same result. But it’s very pretty when wrapped just right. Just don’t ask to see it laying flat!

*What am I thinking? I currently have this Riptide sweater on the needles for me. It is knit in pieces out of fingering weight yarn and seamed together. Why. I’m about halfway done the back piece and I’m already thinking I need a palette cleanser. Anyone need a Clonbur cowl? Or maybe I’ll make another mini-sweater for a quick lil project…


Keep calm and knit on, Part 4: The cuteness is real

Speaking of cute things, let’s start with Tarzan.

Shelter Dog Sweater

Boston Terrier mix wearing hand-knit yellow sweater

He’s my little dogbrother, who is tremendously good company for my mom, a lovey goodboi to my family and me, and a terror to almost every one else he meets. (At least until they learn he only has three teeth, so his bark is indeed very much worse than his bite.) He’s mostly Boston Terrier, with a splash of Australian Shepherd for interest – according to dnamydog.com at any rate – and was rescued from truly dire circumstances before landing in the lap of luxury at age nine. Anyway, he deserves only good things in his golden years.

The Shelter Dog Sweater, made out of Knitologie Worsted Merino in Safari Sunset allows him to strut his stuff like a model, while staying warm in chilly temps. Tell him he’s handsome! And see his mom’s matching hat here.

Housewares by Frances

Does your French press need a sweater? Mine did, so I knit up the Coffee Pot Cosy to help keep my java warm for a little longer in the morning. Ridiculous and adorable little cabled cardigan, yes?

Speaking of sweaters for household goods, my bestie saw the pillow covers I made for the couch at the cottage and “suggested” that a good project for me would be a light green throw pillow for her couch as well – knitter’s choice as to pattern. Well, I love the pillows I already made, but of course I wanted to do something different. I chose the Vinter Pillow pattern and, instead of the Jumbo weight yarn called for, used worsted weight held double. To get the shade of green I wanted and to jazz up my life a little, I used one strand in Fern and one strand in Soft Fern of Bernat Super Value Solids.

I also made a super-boring pillow – no pattern, just stockinette – for my couch at home. The
Loops & Threads Eco-braid Multi yarn was a Christmas gift from said bestie last year. This yarn is BIG. My notes say I cast on 22 stitches and knit 27 rows, et voila! Easy peasy.

Nice birthday hat, Archie!

“Thanks, I hate it with the fiery heat of a thousand blazing suns.”

It’s not everyday that a baby turns one. To mark this festive occasion, I made Archie a birthday hat. I have no idea why I thought that was the right use of my time and energy, and yet here we are. He was also perplexed by my choices and, as you might expect, irritated. I have a whole book of hat patterns for cats–called, appropriately enough, Cats in Hats, so Archie may well have reason for ongoing annoyance.

He’s not alone in his awkwardness. A friend of ours saw the pics of Archie’s headwear and thought, “that’s what my ladies need!” I happily adapted the pattern ever so slightly larger and made a couple more hats in less festive colours for everyday cold weather wear. Just wait - next year, they’re what all the best dressed chihuahuas will be wearing!

And lest you think these little doggies look stressed, remember: they’re chihuahuas – that’s just how they look.

A Snake for Archie

knit snake

Because some pets need pets of their own. I made a toy snake for our cat Archie from some of the leftover Bernat Super Value Solids, using the Henry’s Toy Snake pattern. Have a click through to the pattern’s page on Ravelry for a gander at many pictures of cats with their snake babies. I find it delightful.

To be honest, Archie doesn’t love the snake as much as I thought he might. I’m pretty sure it’s because he knows Bernat is a mass-produced, inexpensive yarn. He is a terrible yarn snob.

Speaking of babies, and critters…

For another sweet baby – a human one – I made a Raccoon from the book, The World of Knitted Toys. I used
Cloudborn Fibers Highland DK in Silver Heather and in Charcoal Heather, as well as Cloudborn Fibers Merino Alpaca Sport in Antique White and in Black. The wee babe is the little brother of the Fox owner, so I wanted to keep with the same Canadian animal theme and I also wanted to knit something I hadn’t made before - so a moose was out.

Plus, the trash panda during the pandemic is the kind of the dumb pun you know I love. Just look at him – this lil guy is totally in on the joke.

Knitted sweaters, elf size

In our house, we’re big fans of advent calendars. Well, I am for sure, and I usually am the purchaser of said calendars for my peeps. In 2021, the Dave really upped his game and absolutely delighted me with an advent calendar from Les Laines Biscotte (Biscotte Yarns). The box itself was beautifully constructed, with ribbons tying its flaps closed, so it was like opening French doors into a mysterious closet of different sized, numbered boxes. Day after day, I opened new little gifts, including a candle, mints, scissors, a wooden shawl pin, various notions, and of course some of their gorgeous hand-dyed yarns and patterns.

One box contained a small skein of yarn (which I haven’t used yet) and a tiny coat hanger. The pattern itself came by email, and it’s now available for free on Ravelry. I whipped one up for my tree using a remnant of leftover sock yarn, and another for a friend. I made a third using a different free pattern, but it just isn’t as cute. The proportions are off a little. Anyway, I only had one tiny hanger but not for long. Just search up “mini coat hanger from paperclip” and you too will be cranking out tiny hangers a mile a minute.

The Child

Handknit toy of Grogu, The Child

I was late to The Mandalorian party. Turns out, it’s pretty good. I haven’t finished season 2 yet, but I probably will sometime. What I did finish over the course of a day or two was this charming little stuffie. Made from an easy-to-follow free pattern and using yarn I had on hand, Baby Yoda - I know, Grogu – was a fun, fast project. The hands and arms of the coat are knitted in a single piece, which is the kind of genius hack I appreciate.

I had no plans for it, so when my daughter claimed him for her dorm room I was very happy to adopt him out to a good momma. I hope something similar happens on the show, cause that little guy needs a safe, loving home.

There. That’s the small things rounded up and shared. I’ve started on a sweater for me, which will be a months-long endeavour so I’ll likely be looking back fondly at these smaller scale items. (Except for the raccoon. For some reason I struggled so hard with those seams, and looking at the photo in hindsight I’m pretty sure his back legs are upside down. Sorry, man. I hope it doesn’t slow you down.

Keep calm and knit on, Part 3: Hats and accessories

Let’s just sweep this 2 year long pandemic fully under the rug with a catch-up post or 3, shall we? Since I completely fell off the posting train in late 2020, I have a lot - like, a lot a lot - of projects I haven’t shared. Fortunately, knitting doesn’t go bad, so here we go. Like the most irritating recipes on the web, these next posts will be long on photos and short on details. But don’t worry, I’ll link to the relevant patterns and provide yarn deets wherever I can.

Market Bag

Light beige lace market bag, knit all in one piece

I subscribed to KnitCrate for a couple of years and enjoyed many of the yarns and patterns I’ve received, this market bag being one of them. It’s the Adventure is Out There pattern - available for purchase on Ravelry - made in Audine Wools Interlock, in the colourway Beaches. It’s so pretty and so stretchy.

KnitCrate made a number of changes to their service, including a substantial price hike, so I seldom opt in to a shipment anymore. But it was fun while it lasted.

Button Boot Slippers

I can’t remember for sure, but I have a very strong feeling that I bought the yarn and pattern as a kit from Craftsy at a screaming deal on Black Friday. I know I got a few things that way, and I think this is one of them. The buttons, on the other hand, definitely came from Amazon. They were cute, well-reviewed and it was during a time when browsing in-store for interesting buttons seemed like a bad idea. I regret nothing (about this decision in particular, at least.)

Grey knit slippers, cuffs up with colourful wooden buttons

Anyhoo, the pattern is 3-in-1 Button Boots, and I love the looks of them. That said, I recall the moss stitch or whatever that is on the shaft being hella-tedious, and I did look for a simpler pattern for the next slippers I made. The yarn is Cloudborn Fibers Wool Bulky Naturals; the main colour is Smoke Heather, and the sole is Espresso Heather.

Lego Toques for a Pair of Pooks

Knit toques in bright colours in blocks with bobbles that look like Lego bricks

Sometimes I knit gifts that take lots of time and effort, and I never hear boo. I’m left wondering if the recipient even received them, let alone enjoyed them. Other times, I knit gifts and I get profuse thanks, in addition to immediate photo evidence of enjoyment. That makes me so happy!

Small boys in front of Christmas tree wearing Lego toques

These two toques use the Building Blocks Hat pattern by Becca Hulme Designs. Like all Becca Hulme Designs, the pattern is well-written and easy to follow. The green one is Toddler size, and the blue one is Child size. The red and white yarns are James C. Brett Double Knitting with Merino, while the blue, orange, and green are Paton’s North America Astra. Paton’s is excellent as always, while I found the James C. Brett to be kind of splitty to work with. The models are Kevin and Josh, and both are freakin’ adorable, yes?

Sitka Spruce Hat and Mitts

These lovely patterns for both the hat and mitts are bundled together from the ever-popular Tin Can Knits. I have in my notes that they run small, so that may well be true. What is equally likely to be true is that I didn’t check gauge before embarking on the pattern and knit tighter than the pattern designer did. I do recall that the yarn – Audine Wools Sleek, which is 55% Merino wool, 30% alpaca, and 15% silk – really retained its shape, despite some vigorous attempts to block slightly larger. Love the look of them, and they did fit the recipient nicely, so all is well in the world.

Bolt Legwarmers


I mostly mention these Bolt Legwarmers in order to complain about the yarn. It’s barely yarn, in fact, maybe a couple of sturdiness steps up from roving. It’s Uru.Yarn Chonk (82% Merino, 18% Cotton) in the colourway Shiraz in the City, which is a sturdy shade of brown. I am not interested in drinking brown shiraz myself, but different strokes, I guess. . Despite the nice stitch definition when first knit as shown in the photo, this yarn does not hold up. Like at all. Even while knitting I had to watch that I wasn’t pulling too hard and fraying the yarn. Do not recommend. The pattern itself, mind you, is easy-peasy and well-written.

Hill 60

Handnit toque in bright yellow with a darker mixed yellow and orange brim

My mom wanted a simple, warm toque that would cover her ears and keep her head warm while taking Tarzan-the-man for walks. Well, what else could I do than make a toque that would colour coordinate with the pooch, while keeping her toasty? The free Hill 60 pattern by Galt House of Yarn paired with Knitologie Worsted Merino were the perfect choices for an absolutely squoooshy hat that would brighten anyone’s day. The darker brim is in the Safari Sunset colourway to match Tarzan’s jacket, and the remainder is in the gorgeous Golden Lion.

Hats and mitts for meeeeeee!

Handknit toque with a simple texture in light sparkly grey

Sometimes a girl just needs a little glitter in her life, and this toque delivers in comfort and classic Canadian style. The Angel Hat pattern offers a lovely texture that is also a fast and easy knit. The yarn, a Christmas present from my favourite son, is Bernat Premium in Soft Grey Sparkle. I made the hat a little longer than the pattern called for because I wanted to make sure I would be able to make a deep brim, despite my abundance of head and hair. Mission accomplished! I got a new winter coat this year in a light pink, and it looks so pretty together.

woman wearing handknit toque

And because one hat is never enough - and because my new winter coat has a delicious aubergine zip out lining that can be worn on its own as a lighter jacket – I made another, lighter toque to keep it company. For this one, I used Cloudborn Fibers Highland Superwash Sock Twist Handpaints (80% wool, 20% nylon) in the Art Gallery colourway and the Happy Hipster pattern.

Classic handknit Newfoundland mittens

Now that I had two new hats, obviously I needed new mitts. The warmer and sturdier the better, so when making a pair for myself, I opted for the classic: Newfoundland Mitts. I mean, why on Earth wouldn’t I? I used Vidalana Celestial in Ganymede grey for the cuffs and frames and the practically bullet-proof (said with affection and admiration) Briggs & Little Softspun Hand Painted in Eggplant for the windows. Please note the extreme genius level colour coordination that means these mitts match both of my new toques.

I know. I amaze me also.

Dorm boots

Handknit boot-style slippers in a mix of grey and brown with brown soles

As I mentioned earlier, the button boot slippers I made last winter (see above) are warm and comfy, but they were tedious to knit. This winter - yes, items in this post span a full year! - I wanted to make something similar for a friend, and I wanted to have them finished in just a few days. I searched around and came up with the Better Dorm Boot Slippers – and they really are! Very simple indeed to knit, sturdy and cosy. All the boxes checked off. They are knit with yarn held double, so they are extra padded too.

Because I am trying to shop in my cabinets first these days, I was happy to see that I had just what I needed already. For the soles I used Cloudborn Fibers Wool Bulky Naturals in Espresso Heather (same as the earlier pair of slippers). The rest of the boot is one strand of Wool Bulky and one strand of Vidalana Celestial in Ganymede, which I used in my Newfie Mitts.

Grampy’s Hat

Handknit dark brown toque with ribs and cables

Because I made a poncho for my mother-in-law last Christmas, details of which will be posted soon, I wanted to make something for my father-in-law this year. But what to make? I have a strong hunch that if I made a sweater it would either be too heavy or be kept for “good” - aka never worn or enjoyed. So I went simple. A classic but special toque for a classic but special gentleman. I used the Ditto pattern and what was perhaps the last of the Cloudborn Fibers Wool Bulky Naturals in Espresso Heather in my stash. I just really like it, okay?! I don’t know if he wears it, but I do know he was pleased to receive it so that’s what matters. And I’ve just gotten the fresh idea that maybe he would like a vest next year. Hmmm…. Something to think on.

Return of the skull!

Profile of young man wearing handknit toque with stripes and skulls

One last hat before I hit Post. This fella is my very own Skull Toque pattern, which I first made a few years ago. This time I used a black worsted weight mystery yarn and Audine Wools Chill (90% alpaca, 10% cashmere goat) in Clouds Are Very, Very Free colourway.

This version revises the pattern to include instructions for small, medium, and large. Feel free to download and make it for your own self or someone you love. If you do, I’d love to hear about it and any feedback.

So many sock knits! Long socks, ankle socks, and the sweetest wee baby hat

Now that we’ve headed back into the chilly season, I’m once again treasuring the small arsenal of knit socks I’ve begun to accumulate for myself. I work in a fantastic converted mill with glorious exposed brick and beams and big windows, and all the challenges you might assume that come with evenly heating a building like that to “office” temperatures.

Along with hats (okay, and sweaters, and scarves), knit socks are my favourite weapons against the low temps. What I’ve discovered is that not all sock patterns knit up the same for all sock yarns. I should probably swatch, I realize, but I almost never do. Instead, when it comes to socks, I tend to stick with patterns that are developed with the specific yarn I’m using in mind.

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The full-length pair is knit in Biscotte Yarns Bis-sock, a yarn I cannot get enough of, in the colourway Mon pays c'est l'hiver.* I used Biscotte's Basic Toes-up Heel-flap Socks by Louise Robert as the pattern (it’s available free, what a deal), and c’est parfait!

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This next pair uses Biscotte Yarns Bis-sock as well, this time in the Lighthouse colourway. I didn’t have enough yarn for a full-length pair, so I decided to see if I enjoyed an ankle length. I followed the same Biscotte's Basic Toes-up Heel-flap Socks pattern until all the heel stitches were picked up, then knit two rounds and finished with 5 rounds of k1p1 rib. Turns out I liked the ankle length so much I decided to make another pair.

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Now, I very much like the look of this Schoppel-Wolle Zauberball Crazy yarn in the Charisma colourway, and I wanted to use it for socks, but it has been a problem child. I’ve had the yarn for over three years and this would be the third time trying to use it. I first tried using the Hermione's Everyday Socks pattern. As I recall, the intricacy of the pattern was not suited for such a dark yarn when knitting in less-than-blindingly bright rooms. Mistakes ahoy! Then the previously reliable Basic Dress Socks pattern created a sock with regular size front foot and a massive ankle. It would have been perfect for someone with terribly swollen ankles - it might have even fit over a plaster cast! So frogged it I did.

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Third time was the charm with the – you guessed it! – Biscotte's Basic Toes-up Heel-flap Socks pattern. I shortened up the cuff to just two rows of k1p1 rib. I’m so pleased with how the colour pooled. Cute, right?

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Of course, sock yarn isn’t just for socks. Here’s what I did with some of the Bis-sock Lighthouse – a little, tiny toque for a sweet little newborn. I adapted the free, simple Sock Topper pattern to get what I was looking for. Here’s what I did:

I cast on 96 stitches for a wee little newborn size. I added a K1P1 ribbing for about 1 inch so the band wouldn’t roll up (thinking of helping the hat stay on a sleepy little melon in a car seat). And I knit until the total length was 3.5 inches or so before starting the decrease. I had to adjust the decreases to account for the difference in the number of stitches cast on as follows:

Work one round even.
(k2tog, k13) six times. 84 stitches remaining.
Work one round even.
(k2tog, k12) six times. 78 stitches remaining.
Work one round even.
(k2tog, k11) six times. 72 stitches remaining.
Work one round even.
(k2tog, k10) six times. 66 stitches remaining.
Work one round even.
(k2tog, k9) six times. 60 stitches remaining.
Work one round even.
(k2tog, k8) six times. 54 stitches remaining.
Work one round even
(k2tog, k7) six times. 48 stitches remaining.
Work one round even.
(k2tog, k6) six times. 42 stitches remaining.
Work one round even.
(k2tog, k5) six times. 36 stitches remaining.
Work the decreases in every row until there are 6 stitches remaining. Break the yarn leaving a tail.Run the yarn through the 6 stitches and pull to tighten, then secure. Weave in the ends.

Then I added a cute knitted flower in scrap of leftover white worsted using the instructions in this video, except where says to cast on 46 stitches I cast on 45 so it would divide evenly into 5. (I don't really understand how 46 stitches would work out properly.)

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Look at this little muggins. SO ADORABLE, RIGHT? This was her coming-home-from-the-hospital outfit. What an honour for the toque!

*A digression, if you’re interested. Mon Pays c'est l'hiver evokes the iconic Quebecois unofficial anthem, Mon Pays by Gilles Vigneault. The opening line, and repeated phrase throughout, is “Mon pays ce n'est pas un pays, c'est l'hiver” – “My country is not a country, it’s winter.” It’s an uplifting song that celebrates the beauty, cultural and physical isolation, and hospitality of Northern Quebec.